#matt im so sorry

[sparring-spirals]

i loved the long silence after matt described "long smooth polished piece of wood". just a long, pointed moment of this cast all silently wanting to make a joke and everyone including matt half waiting and then finally sam goes "its a dildo" and matt immediately going "NO-"

[creulsummer]

TRIPLETS SPEND A WEEK APART (for the first time)

[microsofttothemax]

im late asf but happy birthday to @rufwooff!! made a nice b-day piece w their boys :]

[paperlignes]

What We Do in The Shadows | Season 5, Episode 3 Trailer – Pride Parade 

Nandor jealousy arc! Let's fucking goooooo

[chaoticas-hell]

Matt: I saw you hanging out with Andrew again

Neil: Matt! It's not what it seems!

Neil: Andrew and I are just dating. He's just my boyfriend

Matt: so there are no best-friends feelings involved?

Neil: you are still my one and only best friend! He's just the love of my life, nothing more

[ithinkdogshouldvote2]

*visibly vibrating with excitement* Damn, sucks about Normal.... I hope he gets better soon fr ✌️

[saturniolos]

pookies lookin’ extra ᡣ𐭩 •｡ꪆৎ ˚⋅coquette ᡣ𐭩 •｡ꪆৎ ˚⋅ in the new sam n colby video !!!

[holy-reference-in-a-username]

Let Tord feel Matt's bite already, he wants it so much, ahah

*SIGH* well okay then, if you insist ;)

Content warning: suggestive content, mild blood

[ssturnstars]

the first thing i thought when i saw this photo

was

but also…

[feelingthedisaster]

random aftg headcanons pt2

pt1

king is a fat cat and andrew lovingly bullies her for it

neil playing minecraft. just think about it. big gamer headphones, having the hardest time with the controls, building practical bunkers only, andrew in the background

after losing a bet to allison, kevin has to wear a cocktail dress. pictures are kept as blackmail (including one in which he is flexing his muscles to the camera with a deadpan)

he secretly liked it

andrew cooks and neil cleans

matt likes mean girls

allison had a heathers phase she denies its existence

before coaching the foxes, dan coached little exy teams. 9yo love her

wymack and kevin have the same manerisms. they both raise their eyebrows the same way; both stand up mad, yell a little bit and walk a little bit around the room while a hand goes through their hair when an exy game on the tv goes wrong; both make the same hand gesture while yelling at the players on court when they are off it, both cross their arms when thinking a play

andrew has a folder of neil thrist traps fans made

matt goes on a long long rant about how amazing, perfect, beatiful dan is and the reporter be like "we asked you what you think of tonight's game"

renee, sundresses. nod if you agree

kevin watches anime

allison would have gone pro, but she never got an offer. it still hurts her a little bit. (she kept playing though)

at some point, jean gets a tattoo of elodie's name on his arm

one time, only one time, renne wears a leather jacket. (she looks so fucking hot on it)

blowing kisses at refs and oponements becomes nicky's trademark.

[f0rgetf0rgetting]

erm what the sigma

[emoreooo]

everything and every one you touch, you infect

.

based on @lsoer 's fic eyeballs to entrails

[kagoutiss]

green beetle black beetle

[strawbbz]

gus falling for matt first is funnier to me. cannot change my mind.

Oh abso-FUCKING-lutley it's one of my favorite versions of Gustholomule soley because of the comedic potential

Here's some old art

[lifeonmvrs]

quick thing i made while at a restaurant (i was waiting for my food). matt has no beard bc it looked weird.

[Image Description: digital drawing of deadpool, daredevil, and spider-man. they are floating heads in a white background. their suits are pink. deadpool has an excited expression. matt looks a bit annoyed and is saying “three tickets to barbie, please”. spider-man has a neutral expression. /end ID]

[drunkonduty]

the gang but as zombehs :]

I like to think that matt is the smartest when they get infected

TW SLIGHT GORE (??)